BIRTHDAY CAKE/ea7p..pump
FLATLINED
BIRTHDAY CAKE

BIRTHDAY CAKEea7pTrrrx3UszXRzKxAAD2SJebpQEn2aqr4mokCpump

$cakeea7p..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Newborn pump-and-dump with zero liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
26/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$8.3K
+263.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$484.23
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$29.68B
Price USD
$1.48e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Birthday Cake Candles Snuffed Out Instantly

Here we observe a most peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, already decomposing with the speed of a mayfly at a funeral. Two holders clutching 100% of the supply like mourners at their own wake, watching $484 in volume evaporate like birthday wishes into the void.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$484.23 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Newborn pump-and-dump with zero liquidity
Patient Note

It had its cake and ate it too—then the cake ate everyone else.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01DZ7B...u2qA100.00%