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Al E Gator: A Stillborn Cryptocurrency Tragedy

Here we observe Al E Gator, a token that emerged into the world already gasping for breath, its singular holder clutching 100% of its worthless corpus like a newborn with a terminal diagnosis. Within mere hours of its genesis, the creature plummeted seventeen percent—a magnificent descent into oblivion, accompanied only by the faint whisper of $386 in daily volume, the death rattle of institutional indifference.