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PrismMinion: Born Dead, Died Instantly

In the frozen tundra of the Solana blockchain, we observe a most peculiar specimen—PrismMinion, which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived, much like a mayfly with a 404 error. With seven holders controlling 100% of supply and zero liquidity, this token represents nature's perfect example of a pump-and-dump that forgot to pump. A $3,498 volume spike in zero hours suggests a brief, fevered hallucination before the inevitable flatline.