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Harambe's Second Death: Gravity Wins Again

Here we observe the remarkable specimen of HARAMBE, a token that has achieved the remarkable feat of being both mathematically and spiritually dead. In its brief 451-hour existence, it has managed to concentrate 89.8% of its wealth in the hands of a mere 10 holders—a distribution pattern that would make even the most ruthless hedge fund manager blush. As we watch the $130.91 in daily volume flutter away like the last breath of a dying animal, one must ask: did this token die, or was it simply put out of its misery?