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Nathan Allman: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe a creature that never drew breath—fourteen holders, yet somehow the top ten managed to own everything, a mathematical impossibility that speaks to the token's fundamental confusion about existence. In merely hours, it hemorrhaged 15.9% of its non-existent value, a remarkable achievement in thermodynamic futility. The absence of liquidity was not a problem that developed; it was the entire point.