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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the cruel ecosystem of Solana, we observe a specimen that never truly drew breath—born mere hours ago, already expired before its first sunrise. The thirteen holders, clutching their worthless certificates like mourners at a funeral, watch as their collective $5,912 in daily volume evaporates into the merciless void, a mere whisper in the cacophony of financial ruin.