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Pump and Dump: A One-Hour Tragedy

In the beginning, there was SAOS—a token born into chaos, destined for oblivion. For precisely sixty minutes, it experienced a meteoric 340% ascent, as the top ten holders—wielding 99.2% of the supply like plutocrats in a doomed kingdom—orchestrated what can only be described as financial theater of the absurd. The authorities were revoked, the liquidity was laughable at $2,158, and yet somehow $621,039 changed hands in a single day of frenzied desperation.