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AgentPresso: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

And here we observe the AgentPresso token, a creature so newborn it hadn't yet drawn its first breath before expiring. With zero liquidity and 82.6% of its holdings concentrated in the hands of a privileged few, this token represents nature's cruel efficiency: a pump-and-dump ecosystem distilled into a single, tragic hour. The 143% surge in 24 hours was merely the death rattle of retail traders discovering, too late, they were the only ones still in the building.