THE UNBOTHERED DACHSHUND/cPFN..pump
FLATLINED
The Unbothered Dachshund

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity evaporation and concentrated holder abandonment

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
-12.4% · 24h
Volume 24h
$4.8K
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.43B
Price USD
$2.43e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Unbothered Dachshund's Catastrophic Four-Hour Collapse

Here we observe a particularly tragic specimen of the Solana token ecosystem—born mere hours ago, already decomposing with the stench of inevitability. The creature's four holders, clutching 100% of supply like dragons hoarding fool's gold, have abandoned their post with remarkable speed. One might say the dachshund was less 'unbothered' and more 'unmourned.'

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$4.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation and concentrated holder abandonment
Patient Note

It lived as it died: utterly bored by its own existence, taking $4,778 of collective optimism with it.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets
Top 1
99.1%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
014rhY...DwYS99.05%
027jb7...vPRR0.58%
0367Lw...RtQ70.23%
04A9Wv...rRum0.13%