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Premature Infant Token Expires After Two Hours

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before its first nap. With merely four holders and a liquidity pool as barren as the Atacama Desert, this token's brief existence was less a journey and more a microsecond hiccup in the blockchain's eternal march. Revoked authorities suggest the architects themselves fled the crime scene.