THE IMMORTAL GOONER/bTQ2..BAGS
FLATLINED
The Immortal Gooner

The Immortal GoonerbTQ2VWdVXaow8Mg8UKJkbPh4G7DFCn9Gxb1HLzFBAGS

$JONATHANbTQ2..BAGS
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated holdings, zero volume resilience, instant rug mechanics

DEX · meteoraChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$33.4K
-90.7% · 24h
Liquidity
$2.4K
Volume 24h
$5.6K
Holders
26
Thin LiquidityFew HoldersPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$33370.00B
Price USD
$3.34e-5
DEX
meteora

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Immortal Gooner's Rapid Mortality Event

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, The Immortal Gooner has already achieved what few tokens manage in a lifetime—a 90.7% evaporation of value. Like a mayfly at a funeral, its existence was simultaneously announced and concluded, victims of a market mechanism so efficient it makes natural selection look leisurely.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.4K pool depth.
Activity
Modest
$5.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated holdings, zero volume resilience, instant rug mechanics
Patient Note

It was immortal in name only; in practice, it achieved legendary speed-running the token death category.

Holders

§ 04 · 26 wallets
Top 1
96.0%
Top 5
99.9%
Top 10
100.0%
01FhVo...HLuMAUTOPSY96.00%02HLnp...TLcCAUTOPSY3.69%
03EZzy...63JG0.08%
04G4ey...FzE70.06%
052P3F...4vRW0.05%
067phN...UH7y0.05%
07Hrx1...NNEN0.03%
086qxr...sGBM0.02%
09GNc8...HfV90.01%
102LTw...uctj0.01%