CAUSE OF DEATH
MAIGNAN: A Seventeen-Hour Fever Dream
Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, it experienced a violent 248% convulsion before expiring. The creature's liquidity vanished like morning dew, leaving sixty-four hopeful investors clutching phantom gains as the top ten holders orchestrated a masterclass in mathematical predation.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership meets zero liquidity collapse
EPITAPH
"It was a beautiful pump. For approximately forty-five minutes."