CAUSE OF DEATH
Carcoin: A Study in Cryptographic Extinction
Here we observe the remains of Carcoin, a token that achieved the remarkable distinction of having zero liquidity whilst somehow maintaining the miraculous ability to exist. With four holders controlling every atom of its being and a 24-hour volume measured in mere cents, this specimen represents nature's perfect lesson in futility—a digital monument to the principle that revoking authorities cannot revoke one's fundamental irrelevance.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration and absolute illiquidity
EPITAPH
"It died as it lived: utterly untradeable, completely owned by four people, and without a single soul willing to take it off their hands."