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POOPSIE's Spectacular Journey to Financial Oblivion

Here we observe the tragic remains of POOPSIE, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 100% of its wealth in a single holder—a mathematical impossibility masquerading as decentralization. In its final moments, trading a mere $593 daily while maintaining absolutely zero liquidity, the creature gasped its last breath, a fitting end for something named after bodily waste. The revocation of both mint and freeze authorities proved neither salvation nor surprise; one cannot revoke what was never truly alive.