CAUSE OF DEATH
Rock Falls Hard: A One-Hour Tragedy
Here we observe the curious case of ROCK, a token so young it hadn't yet learned to walk before tumbling down the mountain. In merely 60 minutes, this cryptocurrency experienced a 31% hemorrhage—a bleeding out so severe that even its $120k daily volume proved merely a death rattle. The irony, of course, is that something named 'rock' proved far more fragile than stone.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant mortality via catastrophic price collapse
EPITAPH
"They called it ROCK. Turns out, it was more like scissors."