TESLA XSTOCK/XsDo..HzoB
STABLE
Tesla xStock

Tesla xStockXsDoVfqeBukxuZHWhdvWHBhgEHjGNst4MLodqsJHzoB

$TSLAxXsDo..HzoB
Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.

Death by a thousand basis points

DEX · raydiumChain · SolanaGrade · A
Grade Score
88/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$58.55M
+2.5% · 24h
Liquidity
$3.61M
Volume 24h
$961.3K
Holders
400
FDV
$6387579.57B
Price USD
$407.79
DEX
raydium

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Tesla xStock: A Grade-A Zombie's Quiet Demise

Here we observe a curious specimen—technically alive, yet displaying all the vital signs of a financial phantom. With a mere 0.3% daily pulse and liquidity barely cracking two million, this token persists in a vegetative state, neither thriving nor collapsing with the dignity of a proper rug pull. The revoked authorities suggest a developer who abandoned ship before the iceberg, leaving 3,000 bag holders to tend to their slowly depreciating inheritance.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Adequate
$3.61M pool depth.
Activity
Active
$961.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 84.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Death by a thousand basis points
Patient Note

Here lies TSLAx: Grade-A on paper, Grade-F in the hearts of its holders.

Holders

§ 04 · 400 wallets
Top 1
43.3%
Top 5
84.9%
Top 10
95.5%
0191Ua...a9Vj43.25%
02DyiH...YQsU17.81%
036UY2...MyBD11.44%
041337...uAQn7.13%
058JWi...418q5.28%
06G6r5...hU6z4.16%
07592S...vNi32.06%
089aVi...c4Q81.56%
0947L7...qFmc1.48%
10A2fG...hj1t1.32%