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A Grade Corpse: Respectable Credentials, Disappointing Vitals

Here lies GOOGLx, a token that mastered the art of looking alive while slowly hemorrhaging value. With impeccable credentials—revoked authorities, a respectable grade, nearly three thousand believers—it achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously trustworthy and utterly irrelevant. The $20,000 liquidity pool, one might say, is less a moat and more a puddle.