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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the span of merely twenty-four hours, Screwworm demonstrated a remarkable ability to gain 127% while simultaneously possessing absolutely nothing of value. Like a mayfly that has read too many Discord messages, it achieved maximum volatility with zero liquidity—a feat comparable to winning a race with no finish line. The creature's brief existence serves as a cautionary tale: even the most enthusiastically launched tokens cannot survive the fundamental paradox of being utterly worthless yet somehow 257 people still showed up.