CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration Kills: A Forty-Four Hour Tragedy
Here we observe a peculiar specimen—technically alive, yet spiritually deceased upon arrival. With all tokens nestled snugly in ten wallets like eggs in a very fragile basket, this creature never stood a chance against the inevitable exodus of its caretakers. In merely forty-four hours, it has achieved what most tokens spend months fumbling toward: irrelevance with style.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme centralization masquerading as decentralization
EPITAPH
"They revoked the authorities but forgot to revoke the concentration—nature's way of teaching us that freedom without distribution is just theater with better optics."