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Hashtag Cat: Born Screaming, Died Silently

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe the Hashtag Cat in its natural habitat—mere hours old, already gasping for breath. With zero liquidity and 76.6% of tokens concentrated in the paws of ten holders, this creature never stood a chance; it was less a token and more a coordinated exit strategy wearing whiskers. The authorities may have been revoked, but the real predator was mathematics itself.