CAUSE OF DEATH
The Fourteen Horsemen Rode Once More
Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—technically alive, yet displaying all the vitality of a preserved museum exhibit. With fourteen souls clutching the entirety of its being, XMR achieved what few tokens manage: perfect centralization disguised as decentralization. The authorities may be revoked, but true power, as nature demonstrates, requires far fewer than fourteen keepers.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute concentration with chronic stagnation complications
EPITAPH
"It had no mint authority, no freeze authority, and absolutely no chance of avoiding becoming a cautionary tale whispered in Discord servers."