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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Record Time

In the beginning, there was hope—and a 196% pump that suggested divine intervention. But alas, like the mayfly that emerges at dawn only to perish by dusk, Shovel Token's brief existence reveals nature's cruel truth: when liquidity evaporates and ninety-six holders realize they're holding the same bag, even revoked authorities cannot prevent the inevitable collapse.