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Degen Weather: A Two-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—the Degen Weather token, which achieved the remarkable feat of experiencing a full market cycle in merely 120 minutes. Like a mayfly encountering a hair dryer, it burned with intense brilliance before evaporating entirely, leaving behind only 47 bewildered holders and the faint smell of regret. The 99.6% concentration in the top ten wallets suggests this was less a token launch and more a coordinated magic trick—with retail investors serving as the volunteer who gets sawed in half.