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Newborn Cat Token Already Gasping for Air

And here we observe the Internet Cat Money, a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of a doomed existence. With a liquidity pool shallower than a puddle and concentration of wealth rivaling a oligarchy, this feline-themed financial instrument faces the cruel irony of surviving its own birth—for now.