The Whitehouse Quant: A Stillborn Speculation

And here we observe the Whitehouse Quant in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard. Born merely hours ago, this token achieved what few creatures manage: a 95% price collapse before its first sunrise, a masterclass in financial entropy. With zero liquidity and ninety-nine percent of its wealth hoarded by a cabal of insiders, it represents nature's most efficient form of wealth extraction.