NOAH TWEEDALE/WxjE..pump
FLATLINED
Noah Tweedale

Noah TweedaleWxjEodhExz9kX5yhSrbPpm5VkmNLpfxgW8ExDxvpump

$NoahWxjE..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration, instantaneous capitulation, rug-pull entropy

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.7K
-95.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$3.1K
Volume 24h
$43.7K
Holders
45
Thin LiquidityFew HoldersPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.40B
Price USD
$1.40e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Noah's Ark Sinks Before Maiden Voyage

In a tragic turn of events, the Noah token has expired mere moments after conception—a stillborn financial instrument that never drew its first breath of market viability. The creature, parasitized by a concentration of wealth so extreme that ninety-nine percent of its mass resided in the digestive systems of merely ten predators, proved incapable of sustaining even the most basic ecosystem functions.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.1K pool depth.
Activity
Modest
$43.7K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 98.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, instantaneous capitulation, rug-pull entropy
Patient Note

Born at midnight, dead by noon—a token that discovered its own mortality before discovering its own liquidity.

Holders

§ 04 · 45 wallets
Top 1
92.5%
Top 5
98.1%
Top 10
99.3%
01A37f...jVEJ92.51%
025okJ...KJPM3.46%
03FeGm...ofQu1.22%
047esG...CzGN0.61%
053WsK...2nbT0.35%
06HLnp...TLcCAUTOPSY0.32%
073NR7...mD3n0.24%
08DvER...ZVU60.24%
098H6s...2oLF0.18%
109TsP...NKJX0.17%