CAUSE OF DEATH
House Coin: A Newborn's Sudden Collapse
In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we witness a creature that never drew its first breath. Born mere hours ago with all the hallmarks of a rug pull—a solitary holder commanding absolute dominion, liquidity evaporating like morning dew—House Coin embarked on its journey only to plummet 14.3% into the abyss before the day was through. The authorities were revoked, yes, but the real theft had already occurred: the theft of hope itself.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity drainage and mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours and died for all eternity—a remarkable achievement in both brevity and futility."
