CAUSE OF DEATH
Premature Burial of Crude Ambitions
Here we observe the World Collective Oil Reserve in its natural habitat—alive, yet peculiarly lifeless. With a quarter-million in liquidity and barely a thousand believers, this token has achieved that rarest of financial states: respirating without purpose. One watches, with morbid fascination, as 6.4% daily fluctuations masquerade as vitality in a creature destined for the blockchain's great archive.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Insufficient liquidity meet crushing indifference
EPITAPH
"It had all the paperwork of legitimacy and the circulation of a parking lot newsletter."
