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Pam's Flight Ended in Spectacular Crash Landing

Here we observe Pam the bird, a creature whose 272% volatility suggests not evolutionary fitness, but rather the death throes of a pump-and-dump scheme. With zero liquidity and 77.6% of tokens concentrated in ten beaks, this avian adventure was less a flight and more a carefully choreographed plummet. The absence of mint and freeze authorities provided no salvation—merely the illusion of decentralization before the inevitable extinction event.