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Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Arrival

In the harsh ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never drew its first breath. Born merely hours ago with seventeen struggling organisms clinging to its carcass, this token achieved the remarkable feat of having zero liquidity—a financial state so barren it makes a desert look like an oasis. Here lies the poignant evidence of ambition meeting arithmetic.