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Newborn Token Dies of Excessive Ambition

In its mere two hours of existence, the Presidential Challenge Coin achieved what most tokens aspire to in months: a 761% surge in value, followed inevitably by the gravitational pull of reality. Like a mayfly experiencing the stock market, it burned brilliantly and briefly, its $1 million volume a final spasm of hope before the natural order reasserted itself. The revoked authorities suggest someone, at least, had the mercy to put it out of its misery quickly.