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Seoul Border Crab: Born Yesterday, Dead Today

Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—the Seoul Border Crab, mere hours old yet already exhibiting the telltale signs of a pump-and-dump cadaver. With 76.9% of its tissue mass concentrated in the appendages of merely ten organisms, this creature was always destined for the taxonomist's table. The revocation of its reproductive authorities suggests a premature mercy killing, lest it spawn even more unsuspecting investors into its gravitational death spiral.