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Case file · ante-mortem observation

CRITICAL.

Illiquidity meets irrational exuberance meets physics

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C

Grade Score

50/100

Grade C · CRITICAL

Mkt Cap

$20.5K

+865.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$72.6K

Holders

135

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$20.53B

Price USD

$2.05e-5

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

AydT..ErG8 ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Flatlines After Explosive Birth

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—dogwifhat—which achieved the impossible: an 865% rally in its first hour of existence, only to discover that zero liquidity is rather inconvenient for those wishing to actually sell. Like a mayfly on steroids, it burned brilliantly and briefly, leaving 135 bewildered holders to contemplate the cruel mathematics of concentration.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Active

$72.6K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 40.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Illiquidity meets irrational exuberance meets physics

Patient Note

It went to the moon so fast it left the rocket behind—and forgot to pack a parachute.

Holders

§ 04 · 135 wallets

Top 1

29.4%

Top 5

40.2%

Top 10

49.1%

01AydT...ErG829.39%

02GjrL...7ykW3.80%

037vQr...adkk2.51%

046mNx...2bvD2.50%

05BRx8...TsymAUTOPSY1.95%

063RZ1...57hZ1.91%

074sdb...WMP61.90%

085Tra...AzPe1.83%

099LxM...tUMmAUTOPSY1.70%

10767v...vcvz1.60%