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Jensen's Genius Proves Fatally Overrated

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the lifecycle of $JENSEN—a creature born merely an hour ago, already exhibiting the characteristic rigor mortis of a classic pump-and-dump. The specimen presents a textbook case of extreme wealth concentration, where 33 holders parade about like scavengers circling a carcass, with the top ten hoarding 99.2% of the flesh. Despite the authors' valiant revocation of mint and freeze authorities, such gestures prove as effective as a zebra's last-ditch effort to escape the jaws of fate.