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COMFY's One-Hour Descent Into Irrelevance

In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, COMFY emerged, lived, and perished—all before most investors finished their morning coffee. With 99.8% of tokens held by merely ten wallets and zero liquidity to facilitate escape, this specimen never stood a chance; it was less a token launch and more a controlled demolition disguised as one. The revocation of authorities provided a false sense of legitimacy, a final comfort—ironically—before gravity reasserted itself.