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Artificial Goblin Intelligence: A Study in Stillbirth

Here we observe the remains of AGI, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of being dead on arrival. With ninety-nine point nine percent of its supply hoarded by a cabal of ten holders, it developed all the characteristics of a successful project—except, crucially, any semblance of liquidity or human interest. In its brief 334-hour existence, it managed to trade $2.92 worth of tokens, suggesting that even its creators found more compelling uses for their capital.