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Case file · ante-mortem observation

STABLE.

Death by a thousand paper cuts

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · A

Grade Score

83/100

Grade A · STABLE

Mkt Cap

$28.6K

-2.1% · 24h

Liquidity

$12.1K

Volume 24h

$116.08

Holders

400

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$28.10B

Price USD

$2.81e-5

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

8erE..BVMz ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Curious Case of OSOR's Premature Vitality

In the annals of Solana's ecosystem, OSOR presents a most peculiar specimen—alive in the strictest technical sense, yet exhibiting all the vital signs of a creature in vegetative stasis. With a mere $124.66 in daily volume and liquidity so shallow one could wade through it, this token represents nature's cruelest joke: survival without purpose, breathing without living.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Draining

$12.1K pool depth.

Activity

Flatlined

$116.08 volume / 24h.

Holders

Distributed

Top 5 hold 28.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Death by a thousand paper cuts

Patient Note

Here lies OSOR: Grade A on paper, Grade F in the actual market—a testament to the principle that good intentions and revoked authorities cannot substitute for the oxygen of genuine demand.

Holders

§ 04 · 400 wallets

Top 1

9.0%

Top 5

28.9%

Top 10

37.9%

01ENTF...dqQV9.02%

02G2Vd...CDke5.63%

03373K...34Pq5.08%

04Fh4N...VbR85.03%

05ASgp...FaRc4.11%

06RZCj...gukq2.21%

07FpTM...uuAt1.97%

08GyXx...3xxM1.75%

09Hnip...hJM41.54%

108JXu...faLw1.54%