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Donald Grunt: Born Screaming, Died Whimpering

In what can only be described as a financial murder-suicide, Donald Grunt achieved a spectacular 357% price swing in its first hours of existence—a feat typically reserved for either genius or catastrophic incompetence. With zero liquidity and 60% of tokens concentrated in the hands of the apex predators, this newborn token entered the world gasping for air it would never find. Like a mayfly that overslept, it awoke already terminal.

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