OPTIMISTIC TAPIR/STfh..pump
FLATLINED
Optimistic Tapir

Optimistic TapirSTfhToWyDrM1vNxmuXVTx2H7EYQwsp3HQYKHnJEpump

$AguSTfh..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration, nonexistent liquidity, newborn senility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.3K
+3.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$18.6K
Holders
5
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.35B
Price USD
$2.35e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Optimistic Tapir: Born Gasping, Died Wheezing

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath. The Optimistic Tapir emerged mere hours ago, already bearing the unmistakable pallor of a pump-and-dump scheme—a concentration so acute that 20 holders might as well be one. With zero liquidity and a suspiciously revoked authority, this beast was dead on arrival, animated only by the frantic trading of $18,635.77 in what can only be described as financial CPR performed by the desperately hopeful.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$18.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, nonexistent liquidity, newborn senility
Patient Note

It was optimistic. The tapir, less so.

Holders

§ 04 · 5 wallets
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
016JRG...1HiV99.88%
02Eaq5...rwrU0.10%
032N6H...grLw0.01%
044kZ4...x3YB0.00%
05Fo8V...6uvB0.00%