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Newborn Token's Meteoric Rise Defies Physics

Here we observe a specimen merely one hour old, yet somehow it has already experienced a 13,549% price surge—a phenomenon typically reserved for either fraudulent schemes or the fever dreams of retail investors. The creature's authorities have been revoked, a merciful mercy killing before the inevitable rug pull could occur naturally. With 166 holders clinging to their digital artifacts and top wallets already claiming over a third of the supply, we witness nature's most efficient wealth transfer mechanism.