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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Newborn pump-and-dump with phantom liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

43/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$8.0K

+283.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$22.5K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration

FDV

$2.11B

Price USD

$2.11e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

H7qg..ssFu ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

SlabVending Expires Before Breakfast Toast

In the Serengeti of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere moments ago, already exhibiting the vital signs of a financial corpse. The creature's 283% price volatility and zero liquidity suggest it never truly drew breath—merely gasped once, convulsed spectacularly, and expired. A tragedy, though one entirely of its own making.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$22.5K volume / 24h.

Holders

Concentrated

Top 5 hold 55.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Newborn pump-and-dump with phantom liquidity

Patient Note

Here lies SlabVending: proof that revoking authorities cannot revoke the inevitability of rug-pulled destiny.

Holders

§ 04 · 75 wallets

Top 1

43.4%

Top 5

55.9%

Top 10

66.6%

01H7qg...ssFu43.37%

026JrS...EmWc4.35%

038arv...GnvuAUTOPSY3.08%

04FBja...qh6M2.91%

053bA7...AhFvAUTOPSY2.21%

06BzgE...MKf32.19%

07sea1...hmcUAUTOPSY2.16%

08AiLw...jPwN2.11%

09Dac4...xDpQ2.11%

10HFRe...MEmiAUTOPSY2.10%