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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Pump Collapse

Here we observe the Endless Pumper, a creature that lived precisely zero hours—a remarkable achievement in brevity even by Solana standards. Born with all the hallmarks of prosperity: a 146% surge, revoked authorities suggesting legitimacy, yet it possessed the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. The autopsy reveals a fatal condition: forty-one investors, eighty-one percent of whom controlled the token's entire supply, discovered rather abruptly that 'endless' was marketing hyperbole.