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Case file · ante-mortem observation
RECOVERING.
Premature ejaculation of liquidity
Grade Score
73/100
Grade B · RECOVERING
Mkt Cap
$234.4K
+385.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$34.7K
Volume 24h
$375.3K
Holders
50
Field Report
Haaland's Spectacular Two-Hour Miracle Expires
In the primordial swamps of Solana, a magnificent creature emerged—all 385% virility and $375k trading volume—only to discover it was born already gasping. Observe, as our specimen achieves the remarkable feat of being simultaneously alive, profitable, and utterly doomed; a financial mayfly that mistook momentum for immortality.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Thin but live
$34.7K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$375.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Premature ejaculation of liquidity
Patient Note
It was a good 120 minutes—ask the nine whales who owned it all.
Holders
Top 1
99.2%
Top 5
99.9%
Top 10
99.9%
013Ses...Y11999.22%
02CmXa...UB4h0.37%
03BTii...RgJr0.17%
0488B2...hsDY0.06%
055AFW...S37N0.04%
065nmT...2LHa0.02%
078psN...VRtf0.02%
08NYsS...EKZ80.02%
09DCza...FaLP0.01%
102ZxK...3CEp0.01%