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Derp: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana's memecoin savanna, we observe a remarkable specimen that managed to achieve negative value despite existing for mere moments. Like a mayfly with a blockchain address, Derp experienced its entire lifecycle—birth, pump, rug, and death—before most traders finished their morning coffee. A tragic reminder that revoked authorities cannot revoke the fundamental law of crypto: if liquidity vanishes, so does hope.