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Gorilla Chair Collapses Under Its Own Weight

In the savage ecosystem of Solana, we observe the Gorilla Chair—a creature so newborn it hadn't yet learned to sit properly before experiencing a catastrophic 93.8% hemorrhage. The top ten holders, having gorged themselves on 97.1% of the token's meager existence, subsequently fled the nest, leaving a scattered handful of retail investors to contemplate the $2,963 in remaining liquidity like archaeologists studying ancient ruins.