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Newborn Speculation Dies of Acute Volatility

In the beginning, there was chaos—a 2,131% surge in merely 60 minutes, a fevered dream of quick fortunes and quicker exits. Yet observe how the creature, barely an hour into its existence, already bears the marks of its inevitable demise: a liquidity pool so shallow one might wade across it, and a concentration of wealth so severe that the top holders need merely exhale to trigger a catastrophic collapse.