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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the murky depths of Solana's mempool, a curious creature emerged—all swagger and profanity, with barely a heartbeat. Within hours, this aggressive little specimen had hemorrhaged 21.6% of its already-questionable value, a victim of the most predictable predator in the ecosystem: mathematics itself. The thirteen holders who witnessed its arrival now gaze upon an empty liquidity pool, as the top 10 congregate around 99.9% of supply, nature's perfect demonstration of concentration camps in microcosm.