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Newborn Token Collapses After Ninety-Four Percent Plunge

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable lifecycle of ANSEM INU—a creature that achieved death before it achieved childhood. Born merely sixty minutes ago, this unfortunate specimen managed to hemorrhage 94.7% of its value, a feat of biological improbability that would make even the most pessimistic naturalist weep. The autopsy reveals a textbook case of concentration predation: ninety-eight percent of the organism was devoured by its ten largest parasites before the first hour concluded.