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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

Here we observe Sponge Chud, a remarkable specimen that achieved the rare distinction of being born dead. In its mere hours of existence, this curious creature experienced a 187% price swing—a final, desperate gasp of volatility before succumbing to the inevitable. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum of liquidity even more than it abhors a void.