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Three Hour Wonder: NTFS Dies of Spectacular Success

Here we observe the National Trust Fund System in its final moments—a mere three hours old, yet somehow having achieved a 4442% price explosion that would make any sensible investor weep. The creature's demise was not one of slow decay, but rather a violent, ecstatic burning out, much like a mayfly that discovered cryptocurrency. Notice how the top holders, though dispersed, still clutch 19.7% of the corpse: a gentle reminder that in DeFi, concentration remains nature's most reliable predator.